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Twas the Night Before Tuesday

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‘Twas the night before Tuesday, when all through the house

A man sits with indifference, clicking a white mouse

Because he is bored, and with nothing to do

He decides to browse Amazon to buy something new

Though he wants not a thing, his needs are fulfilled

He continues to shop, for time must be killed

DVDs and CDs, and Blue-rays galore

With nothing of interest, he searches for more

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DO NOT DRINK AND AMAZON!

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